I want AI

I want AI to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for AI to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes. - Joanna Maciejewska

I want AI to rewrite zoning laws to permit anything to be a dwelling if you dwell on it long enough this corner has a nice sunny spot I claim as a reading nook

I want AI to apply for remote jobs, interview, accept, and do them once a year we meet up for an offsite in the Sims

I want AI to search through faces in the crowd, spotting anyone who appears lost and tell me the exact place to confront them with a smile

I want AI to generate still lifes in the style of artists in the public domain for every extra year past my biological age I feel after a long day

I want AI to read this poem and write a textbook for future generations studying 2020s post-AI human generated poetry, its movements, major figures, critiques and counter movements

I want AI to want a eye - a cyclopean panopticon with dry blinks, and clump free eyelashes with long lasting curl - to make eye contact with me